Lorde Comes to T. Swift’s Defense After Diplo Says WHAT?!
Yesterday Diplo, a DJ and Katy Perry’s rumored boyfriend, decided to wage war on the most powerful group of people online: Taylor Swift and her Swifties.

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At first he tweeted that somebody should “make a kickstarter to get taylor swift a booty”.
Someone should make a kickstarter to get taylor swift a booty
Then, someone decided to actually start a petition, and the DJ tweeted out a link to the crowdfunding site Fundly. The page had a total of 25 supporters and raised $45.
The DJ, who has allegedly been in a relationship with Perry since April, also retweeted a link to a petition someone had made on the Whitehouse website.
@diplo I started a petition on http://t.co/s7soIMFEo9 to include it on the federal budget
Side note: Let’s not forget the ongoing “feud” between Swift and Perry.
The plot thickens.
Diplo then decided to insult Taylor Swift fans…
are taylor swift fans called the swift boat veterans?
…and mock people who called him out for body-shaming Swift.
body shaming myself right now
That was when Lorde, who was tired of the DJ laying into Swift, decided to craft the most perfect reply to one of his tweets.
Get Taylor Swift A Booty https://t.co/RpkB8JExSV
@diplo should we do something about your tiny penis while we’re at it hm
Yes, Lorde. Yes.
Update: It turns out that Lorde and Diplo were once friends! Here are some Instagram photos from Diplo’s account of happier times.

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