The Date Report gives us 34 people everyone should date at least once! What do you think about this list?

• well-read potheads
• sensitive jocks
• nautical tattoo girls
• someone just undeniably way out of your league
• a guy in a band (one time)
• lady stoners
• dog walkers
• a much older gentleman
• a much, much older woman
• someone named “Jason” but they spell it “Jay Sun”
• a super positive norm-o
• basically just a younger version of your mom or dad
• cosplayers (they’re inventive)
• gay-ish straight dudes
• straigh-tish gay dudes
• a hat person
• steampunk?
• aggressive banker type (for the hate sex)
• someone who still says “wazzzaaaappp”
• your friend’s parent
• your friend’s younger sibling
• revenge alternate-universe version of your ex
• someone you’re secretly ashamed to be seen with in public
• a merchant seaman
• a semen merchant
• your full doppelgänger
• someone who doesn’t speak your language (more fun than it sounds)
• a professor
• a teen wolf
• a wronged woman
• someone else’s crazy ex
• pyromaniac
• a Manny
• someone just like you, who totally gets you and is turned on by all the same things as you, who laughs when you laugh, cries when you cry. Jerk off in front of a mirror, is what I’m saying. Just once! Why not??”

Hmm.. interesting. Who have you checked off your list?

Source: Date Report
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