You might want to think twice before trying any of the lines below. 

Warning: Some of these contain graphic language. 

1. Well that escalated quickly..

2.Quick come back

3. Tried to slip that one in on the low.

4. Direct.

5. Smooth.

6. He waited almost a full month to get that line out.

7. Not a good save.

8. Not a great opener.

9. Has that ever worked?

10. At least he appreciated her wit.